Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Booty Call or a Morning Swinging a Fly?

















Today I was posed a question I thought I would never need to ask myself. Do I drift and swing flies in the morning or meet up with an eager gal for a booty call this evening? Being married for the last ten years, this was an easy answer, but today with my wife finding greener pastures and less steelhead in the freezer it has become more confusing. Being posed with this great dilemma I had to think hard to whether the possibility of a swung fish is more important to me then getting laid. Is it? From years of being married I thought about this and the answer was as clear as mud. Perhaps if I was getting laid more I would not be going through this personal turmoil and divorce, perhaps I would still be happily married, perhaps my liquor cabinet would not have disappeared when I was not looking. So many questions and few answers. So in the end I am going to swing a fly in the morning and think of my decision every step down each run. Perhaps it was a bad decision. I think I will leave it up to fate.

What would you guys do? I can't change the shuttle time and my fishing buddy will be there early in the morning.

6 comments:

Austin said...

How are these options mutually exclusive? Swing flies and go for a booty call, I say.

Rick Matney said...

I also choose both.....Hang in there Mike. Good things come to good people eventually.

Just call me Gamby said...

Hope for a hen....
then you got best of both worlds...

mike doughty said...

shit anymore i would rather fish. i enjoy ass as much as the next guy but i'm 43 next week and personally, sometimes i'd just assune jerk off then go fish. no one throws me a beatin like me. hahaha!

David McKenzie said...

go fishin..everything else will fall into place.

Steelie Mike said...

Lets just say this time it was worth it.