Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Top Ten Ways to Get Blacklisted by Your Fishing Buddies























1. Naming the name of the rivers, especially on the internet.

2. Showing up to summer steelhead camp and saying that summer fish don't count.

3. Forget to bring beer.

4. Talk about saltwater fishing when in steelhead camp or on the river.

5. Bring annoying friends that ask dumbass questions.

6. Constant name dropping or talking about your resume.

7. Numbers................. Shut the fuck up!!!

8. Not offering to help your boy out while landing a fish or even taking a quick snap shot.

9. Talking shit and constantly trying to one up your homies. Especially when comparing nymphing to swinging a fly. Keep that Alpha shit at home.

10. Trying to use your boys for reports and leads when you do not give up the same.

11. Writing a blog.

11 comments:

Millsy said...

Well shit...I think I've violated a few of those...

Mark S. said...

I forgot beer once....never again!

Apocalypse Now, Steelhead said...

hahahaha, I especially like the last one.

mike doughty said...

i'm guilty of a few myself

Just call me Gamby said...

12. Talk about politics, while fishing.

13. not being on time, and not helping with gas.

14. manscaping.

flyfishergirl.com said...

Loved them! 'Specially #9. True, true.

Tom Chandler said...

Show up with good food, then eat it front of your buddies...

Austin said...

I'll second Gamby's number 13. Not being on time and not chipping in for gas should be crimes.

Fontinalis Rising said...

Amen on no. 11. I learned to shut up about that one. blog sounds a lot like blah, as in blog blog blog

James Mello said...

Damn, I got at least 4 of those during the last trip... Forgive me oh mostly asian one....

lambton said...

Blog authors are douchebag homo's.
but then again so are alot of the readers.
;0)